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Seductive Love Poems for Him & Her

Seductive Love Poems for Him & Her

We all have heard part of these poems, however they are here for you to make your Valentine swoon.

Wild Nights’ by Emily Dickinson

Wild nights! Wild nights! Were I with thee, Wild nights should be Our luxury! Futile the winds To a heart in port, Done with the compass, Done with the chart. Rowing in Eden! Ah! the sea! Might I but moor To-night in thee!  

Another Valentine’ by Wendy Cope

Today we are obliged to be romantic And think of yet another valentine. We know the rules and we are both pedantic: Today’s the day we have to be romantic. Our love is old and sure, not new and frantic. You know I’m yours and I know you are mine. And saying that has made me feel romantic, My dearest love, my darling valentine.

‘Valentine’ by John Fuller

The things about you I appreciate may seem indelicate:

I’d like to find you in the shower And chase the soap for half an hour. I’d like to have you in my power and see your eyes dilate. I’d like to have your back to scour And other parts to lubricate. Sometimes I feel it is my fate To chase you screaming up a tower or make you cower By asking you to differentiate Nietzsche from Schopenhauer. I’d like to successfully guess your weight and win you at a féte. I’d like to offer you a flower.  

How Do I Love Thee’ by Elizabeth Barrett Browning

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of Being and ideal Grace. I love thee to the level of everyday’s Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light. I love thee freely, as men strive for Right; I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise. I love thee with a passion put to use In my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith. I love thee with a love I seemed to lose With my lost saints, — I love thee with the breath, Smiles, tears, of all my life! — and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death.    

10 Ways to Say I Love You

10 Ways to Say I Love You

Valentines Day is a day to express your love for your significant other.  But those three words are just that words.  If today's materialistic society it is expected to give a gift of love.  Well we are are also finding holidays challenging in today's economical climate, gone are the days of limos, candle lit dinner in a fine restaurant, dancing, a beautiful piece of jewelry  and lingerie followed by a love fest followed by breakfast in bed.

January 26 is Spouses Day so it might be a good time to start early.

If your married or living together

  • Get her a maid for a day or baby sitter for a day.
  • Make her or him breakfast in bed
  • Making her dinner
  • Go on a dinner picnic that has scenery or a water feature.
  • Spend time talking about your hopes and dreams for your future
  • Hide a pair of earrings in a box of chocolates.
  • For Him, Wrap nice and tight a new pair of sexy underwear in a box of ____(cigars/chocolate/) and write a note tell him that your not wearing any because your lover has them.
  • Shower together by candle light
  • Warm each others towel with hairdryer or dryer.
  • Get each of you some Sexy Lingerie and a new bedroom toy.
If and I stress if you want to go to a good restaurant, call for Reservations NOW!  You cannot wait. But most of all enjoy each other and have a good time together.  
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